time for a laugh

A guy went to the races and while
there he observed a Catholic priest who
went over to a greyhound and sprinkled
it with holy water.
The dog went on to win the race.
Before the next race he saw the priest
go over to another dog and sprinkle it
with holy water. Like the first it went on
to win.
The guy said to himself if the priest
sprinkles another dog with holy water I
am going to bet every penny I have on
it. Sure enough, the priest went over to
another dog and sprinkled it with holy
water.
So the guy went to a bookie and bet
every penny he had on it. Then the race
started and the dog the priest sprinkled
with holy water dropped dead just after
the start.
The guy was devastated. So he went
over to the priest and said, “What’s
going on here? The last two dogs you
sprinkled with holy water won, and this
last one you sprinkled dropped dead. I
had every penny I had on it’s nose!”
The priest replied, “You’re not
Roman Catholic, are you?”
The guy admitted he was not and
asked, “But, how do you know that?”
The priest said, “Because you don’t
know the difference between giving a
blessing and administering the last rights"!!!!!!!