Joke

One day a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in some very sexy sexy lingerie "Tie me she purred" and you can do anything you want"

So he tied her up and went golfing!!!



A woman came home screeching her car into the driveway and ran into the house she slammed the door shut and shouted at the top of her lungs "honey pack your bags i won the lottery"

The husband said "Oh my god what should i pack beach stuff or mountain stuff?" doesn't matter she says just get out!!!



A polish immigrant went to the doctor to take an eye test for his drivers licence the optician showed him a card with the letters CZWIXNOSTACZ
can you read this? the doctor asked

Read it the polish guy replied ....i know the guy!!!!