Joke

A London Cab driver picked up a well-to do oriental buisnessman from Heathrow Airport. On the trip into London he told the driver he had flown over from Singapore to back one of the dogs he owned in a race at wimbledon. His trainer had told him that this was the big one and he was positive the dog would win at a big price.Being an obssesive gambler the cabbie couldn't wait from him to tell him the name of the dog.After he paid the fare he slipped him a note with the dogs name
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A man was walking down the road with his prized greyhound and he saw his mate. His mate said to him what are you going to do with that, the man replied 'race it'
the 2nd man then said well by the looks of it you will win!!!!