John and Jessica where on their way home from the bar one night when John was pulled over by the garda,the garda told John we was stopped because of a broken tail light,John said I'm very sorry officer i did not realise it had blown and ill get it fixed right away,just then Jessica interrupted and said i knew this would happen:i told you to get that light fixed 2 weeks ago!!
So the garda asked john for his driving license and after looking at it he said sir this license is expired and again John apologised and mentioned he did not realise it had expired and said he would take care of it first thing the next morning;Jessica again interrupted and said i told you only last week the department had sent you another reminder that your license had expired!!
well by this time john was getting quiet upset with his wife contradicting him all the time in front of the guards and he said in a rather loud voice... JESSICA WILL YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!! The garda then leaned over towards Jessica and asked... does your husband usually speak to you like that?
Jessica replied no....only when hes drunk!!!
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2 comments:
good one
i cant get hold of ollie - best thing is to try the office yourself mate
no bother thanks johnny
john o
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