Joke

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won the pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered him again and he won again the local paper read.. PASTORS ASS OUT IN FRONT... The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day the local paper read... BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTORS ASS.... This was to much for the bishop so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent the local paper hearing of the news posted the following headline the next day... NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN....The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the local paper read... NUNS SELLS ASS FOR $10....This was to much for the bishop so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read.. NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE....The bishop was buried the next day.